A Few Jokes

Please send your jokes to help this page grow. They don’t exactly have to be pro-vegan but should relate to various aspects on VeganVanguard.com. Some of the following jokes are directed towards vegans. Hey, if you can't laugh at yourself then who can you laugh at?

How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb ?
Two. One to remove the bulb, and one to check the ingredients.

How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb ?
None. Vegans can't change anything.

When vegans fall off the wagon
A woman at the butcher´s: Do you have anything that died of natural causes?

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?
I don't know, but where do you get your protein?

How do you tell a vegan in a restaurant?
They're the person who spends half an hour talking to the waiter, and then orders a plain salad with oil and vinegar on the side.