NOFX Song Lyrics

Artist: NOFX
Song: Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)
Album: Pump Up The Valuum

Birds are dumb cause small bird brains, but so are kids and old people
Some birds talk, most others sing, I don’t see you eating a talking bird

Pigs smell bad and roll in pooh, but so do kids and elderly
I don’t see you chop of an old man’s feet, put them in a mason jar and pickle them

No chowder for you, cause clams have feelings too, actually they don’t have central nervousness
No manhatten style, clams have the right to smile, come to think about it they don’t have a face

They have no face, no place for ears, there’s no clam eyes to cry clam tears
No spinal cord, they must get bored, might as well just put them out of misery

Although the world could be more selfish, I guess it’s alright to eat shellfish

No chowder for you, cause clams have feelings too
I could happen to you, clams have feelings too, I don’t think they do, clams have feelings too

Artist: NOFX
Song: Zyclone B. Bathouse
Album: 45 Or 46 Songs That Weren't Good Enough To Go On Our Other Records

Zyclone B. Bathouse - a super place for cleansing ethnically.
Train ride provided, although the fare only sports the under class.
As the train goes by they'll turn away.
Only doppler is effected not their hearts.
with a "better them than me" and a "better off this way."

Ronald McDonald - paint a happy face on a McMurderer.
Same train, same station. This time the cars are corporate not fascist state.
What is life, quality or quanity?
Since when does that get decided by majority?
And who's more decent, one man or a dozen men?

Artist: NOFX
Song: Franco Un-American
Album: The War On Errorism

I never thought about the universe, it made me feel small
Never thought about the problems of this planet at all
Global warming, radio-active sites
Imperialistic wrongs and animal rights! no!

Why think of all the bad things when life is so good?
Why help with an 'am' when there’s always a 'could?'
Let the whales worry about the poisons in the sea
Outside of california is foreign policy

I don’t want changes, I have no reactions
Your dilemmas are my distractions

That’s no way to go, franco un-american
No way to go, franco un-american
No way to go, franco un-american
No way to go, franco, franco un-american

I never looked around, never second-guessed
Then I read some Howard Zinn now I’m always depressed
And now I can’t sleep from years of apathy
All because I read a little Noam Chomsky

I’m eating vegetation, cause of fast food nation
I’m wearing a couple of shoes ’cause of globalization
I’m watching Michael Moore expose the awful truth
I’m listening to Public Enemy and Reagan Youth

I see no world peace cause of zealous armed forces
I eat no breath mints cause their from de-hoofed horses
Now I can’t believe what an absolute failure
The President’s laughing cause we voted for Nader

That’s no way to go, franco un-american
No way to go, franco un-american
No way to go, franco un-american
Where can we go, franco un-american

I want to move north and be a canadian
Or hang down low with the nice australians
I don’t want to be another 'i-don’t-care-ican'
What are we gonna do franco, franco un-american

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Posted/Updated: 8/04/04