They Said What?

The following statements were taken from a variety of sources, if possible they are cited. This is not a page to demean anyone. This is a page to make you laugh. Are some of these statements ludicrous? Certainly; and there in lies the point. So sit back, relax and have a good laugh. Also, if you find any other humorous quotes or have your own to share let me know and they may get listed here. Thanks.

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The most recent quotes are listed here first. Once there are twenty five quotes on this page those statements will be added to the end of the other pages and this one will start anew. This is so you can come here and view the latest and greatest without having to search through the other pages. Each subsequent page has twenty-five statements each.

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• "But squirrels really do some good. Their nut-burying habit plants a lot of trees. Gray and fox squirrels provide a lot of sport for hunters." [46]

• "Normally I'm deeply suspicious of anyone who marches under the banner of 'animal rights'. Perhaps unfairly, whenever I hear that term I instantly recall the most famous animal lover in world history, the man among whose first acts on seizing state power was to ban hunting, one Adolf Hitler." [45]